* NEW SINCE LAST UPDATE!!!
-What if Kenny was a clean christian boy?
-What if Cartman was an alien himself?
-What if Kenny was immortal?
-What if Ike was a girl?
-What if Officer Barbrady was an ex convict?
-What if Mr.Garrison was Gay?
-What if Cartman really was in Vietnam?
-What if Jimbo had never touched a gun in his life before?
-What if Barbara Streisand took over the world?
-What if Stan had a crush on , on Pip?!
-What if Wendy was a fruit as well?
-What if instead of Kenny always dying , Cartman died?
-What if Mr.Garrison had shot Kathie Lee Gifford?
-What if Kyle was 21?
-What if Kevin was Cartmans Dad?
-What if Sparky was a cat?
-What if Richard Simmons made a guest appearance on South Park?
-What if Kyle liked Wendy?
-What if Miss Ellen wasn't Gay?
-What if chef was a rapper?
-What if Cartmans Mom was married?
-What if Everybody in the world dressed like chewbacca for halloween?
-What if Alanis Morrisette did the theme song for South Park?
-What if Scuzzlebutt attacked people instead of helping them?
-What if Starvin Marvin stayed to live with Cartman Forever?
-What if Damien was your everyday run of the mill type of guy?
-What if the devil really did fight Jesus?
-What if Terrence and Phillip became role models for todays kids?
-What if Celine Dion was Cartmans Dad?
-What if Cartmans Dad was gay?
-What if Cartmans Dad was Big Gay Al?
-What if Chef was White?
-What if Pip was a girl?
-What if they made a video game based on South Park?
-What if Scuzzlebutt was a dog?
-What if they never aired the second part of the cartmans dad episode?
-What if South Park was really a "park"?
-What if South Park was for kids 6 and up?
-What if there was a band named South Park?
-What if Kenny was french?
-What if South Park was in German?
-What if South Park was about 4 girls who discover life the unuasual way?
-What if Chef was a woman?
-What if Sparky was a cat?
-What if Mafesto had died , and came reincarnated as a cow?
-What if Ike really was jewish???
-What if Cartman was circumcised?
-What if Officer Barbrady made the chicken pregnant?
-What if Global TV started airing the  *******  episodes???
-What if, more people signed my guestbook?
-What if Isaac Hayes really DID sleep with Kathie Lee?
-What if Mr. Garrison slept with Kathie Lee!?!?
-What if Chef had an affair with Monica Lewinsky?
-What if he had an affair with LINDA TRIPP!?!?
-What if Nurse Gollum was a man?
-What if the Mayor was brain damaged?
-What if Kyle could have gotten his balls into Jennifer Love Hewitts mouth? Uh, that sounded bad.
-I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman! Wait a sec.
*What if Big Gay Al was straight?
*What if Miss Ellen and Big Gay Al got together!?
*What if Sparky, Big Gay Al, Miss Ellen, and Mr. Garrison all started seeing each other?


THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!